You ever gone crazy?
And I don’t mean “Oh, we were so crazy last night when the waiter came to the table, and we had breadsticks up our noses” crazy. I mean, legitimately loopy, gone off the deep end, padded cell crazy.
Well, I hadn’t either until the other day. I was just sitting around, minding my own business, when I decided it might be cool to try out the whole crazy thing.
Trick was, how would I go crazy? Seems like this wasn’t something I could just choose to do, but my mind was made up, and damned if I wasn’t going to figure out a way to get this done.
So, first I started talking to my shoe as if it were a person. This was interesting for a while as I learned more than anyone could ever need to know about the soul of a shoe. But, it didn’t really make me crazy. Strange perhaps, but not crazy.
Next, I decided talking to myself in different voices might be the way to go. All this led to was an admiring crowd, a hat full of change, and a couple bookings at children’s birthday parties. Note to self: when going crazy, don’t do it on a stage with puppets.
At this point, I was pretty frustrated because, well, I was still quite sane. I mulled over my options:
- Murderous rampage? Nah, blood makes me queasy.
- Keep doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result? Too boring.
- Sword swallowing? Too circus performer-y.
Then it hit me like a ton of bricks: sell electronics equipment at LOW, LOW prices.
So come on down to Crazy Scotty’s Electronics Warehouse where our prices are so low, they’re just plain insane.
And if that ain’t crazy, I don’t know what is…