Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®

for December 23, 2009

A Bit About Stoplight Etiquette

  • When you see the red hand:
    Don’t walk, unless you’re in the middle of the street, in which case, run to the side of the street closest to you.
  • When you see the flashing red hand:
    Don’t walk, unless you’re already in the middle of the street, in which case, walk briskly to either side of the street.
  • When you see the little white man:
    Get out of my damn way because I’m late for the damn bus.

Did you like this Thought? Sure did. No, I did not.