Oh neat.
You got me a subscription to the newspaper for Christmas.
So every morning… every single morning… I’ll get a brand new… newspaper.
It’ll be… great.
I’ll, you know, I’ll read each one… and then put them over here with my VHS tapes, my acetate discs and my huge collection of silver daguerreotypes.
Then I’ll go online and, you know, see what the news actually ended up being, and I can compare. It’ll be… fun.
So… thanks Auntie Sylvia. I… really appreciate that gift.
I love getting together with you guys every year and receiving gifts from people who clearly are still very in touch with my likes and dislikes, as well as the state of modern technology.
Now, what’s next? Ah, a gift from Uncle Winston…
Oh… neat.
A corded landline phone.