For centuries women have carried purses. Know why? Because their clothes have no pockets, and therefore they need somewhere to keep money, cell phones, keys, make up, and whatever else lives in their little bags.
Now, men have pockets, which is where we keep our wallets, cell phones, keys…and maybe some make up. I’m not one to judge.
However, it also seems that we need to carry other things, important things, and for that we need to always have a giant, one-strapped, over-the-shoulder bag with us at all times.
Let’s be honest. This is just one big “man purse”. Call it what you want, but that’s what it is. Maybe you think it’s cool ’cause Dawson has one; maybe you just need to have a place to store the other half of your unfinished sandwich from lunch.
Either way, you’re wearing a purse, buddy.
Yeah, you there with the mocha latte. You heard me.
It’s a purse.
It may be bigger than a woman’s purse, but that’s probably just because you have some sort of inferiority complex and must prove your masculinity by having the world’s biggest…purse. Hmm.
Doesn’t seem like such a good way to show off your manliness now, does it?
So, from now on, when you guys out there feel like carrying the same stuff day in and day out to and from wherever it is you’re going, leave the “man purse” at home.
Just throw everything in the trunk of your big, red, sports car…