Why would you get naked at the gym? I mean, why?
When I go to the gym the last thing that I could possible want to see is old, naked, men. Seriously. It’s disgusting. Don’t do it. If you thought just now, “Hey, that sounds like a great idea, maybe I’ll get naked at the gym in front of other sweaty naked men,” don’t do it. And stop thinking such thoughts. It’s people like you who make it uncomfortable to be in men’s locker rooms.
What is the age at which you’re like, “Hey, I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality that I have no problem drying myself in front of perfect strangers. I am so old, and yet so proud of my body that I do not mind showing everyone around me my jewels. Regardless of how small and shriveled I may be, I feel that my withered, wrinkled body is somehow adequate enough to compare with other naked young men who also apparently don’t have a problem getting naked at the gym.” To be honest with you, there will never be a time in my life when I’m like, hey, it’s really cool to show my wiener to a bunch of dudes. No. Never. No Never No.
The entire reason why I’m at the gym in the first place is because I am trying to get fit enough so that I can attract women and hopefully see them naked. So, the gym brings about a paradox. By having to look at naked men, I am doing more of what I don’t want to do, and not noticeably improving what I want to be doing. Which, in case I didn’t mention, is to see naked women.
I’m at the point now where I just want to go up to people and say, “Why? Why would you subject the rest of us with that? You disgust me.” And then I would probably quickly run away. Because you know the naked guy isn’t going to chase after you. He’s naked, you see. He probably wouldn’t want to run around naked. It would be embarrassing.
But he does like to stand and walk in front of you naked.
Which brings me to my original point, which is why anyone in their right mind would every get naked at the gym. I suppose I’m fine with women getting naked in front of each other at the gym. I mean, they’re women, and they’re probably just going to start scrumpin’ pretty soon. ‘Cause you know whenever naked women are around each other, they get it on.
Man, I’ve been watching too much Skinimax…