Ugh! Stephanie still hasn’t told me whether she can go to the concert with me or not! I need to buy tickets today. That girl is so hard to get to agree to things. Well, you know that old saying:
“Women: you can’t live with ’em…
and you really can’t live with Stephanie because she isn’t your girlfriend anymore and would like for you to stop asking her out and calling her because she’s in a long-term relationship with this guy from Sacremento now, and it’s starting to weird him out how much you call, plus it’s just not healthy for you to be living like this, holding on to the past, revolving your life around a girl who doesn’t love you anymore, and you’re really not a bad guy, but you just need to snap out of it, plus, if you don’t mind me saying, Stephanie was never right for you and a couple of times I could’ve easily slept with her when you guys were going out, not that I would’ve (I mean, I didn’t, so clearly I wouldn’t’ve) but I mean, I could’ve, and that’s not the girl you want to spend the rest of your life with, and, oh, also I think she has chlamydia now, so… you know, ‘Ew.’”
Heh heh. Oh Lord. Old sayings. They’re so true. And so old.