When I buy a house, I’ll want my privacy, and I’ll want people to stay away from it, so I’m gonna get one of those “BEWARE OF DOG” signs.
But, get this: I won’t actually get a scary dog.
See? I’ll just have the sign, and that will scare people off. So I won’t need to go through all the trouble of buying and training an attack dog. It’s a cheap, simple way to make sure my little corner of the world will remain undisturbed.
My house will also constantly shoot out flaming arrows and solid streams of boiling oil.
But I think the sign thing will be the real deterrent.