Rest assured that we do everything in our power to provide you with the best possible written Internet comedy that we possibly can. That being said, some of you may have noticed that on occasion we put forth some material that is of a different quality than our usual fare. Every once in a while we put forth some internet crap.
We’re talented comedians and writers. The vast majority of our material is pure comic gold. Why is it that we occasionally post crap on the site instead of a humorous thought?
Internet farms.
Internet farms? Yes. Internet farmers take our crap and use it as internet fertilizer.
Internet fertilizer? Yes, for Internet crops.
Internet crops? Yes, for Internet cows for Internet burgers for Internet people to eat so they can poop out internet crap.
So if you log on to the site one day and you find some crap, don’t be disappointed that you’re not getting your daily dose of laughy juice. Instead, enjoy the fact that you’re participating in the internet circle of life.
Hakuna Matata.