Ok. Here we go, a nice fresh start. Clean slate. Alright, you’re starting off in the same way but that isn’t necessarily a bad thing. There’s nothing wrong with the beginning of the plan. You know, eat a lot of the pellets while the ghosts are still taking their time coming out of their container thing. Clean out that whole loop there. Well done. No diversion from basic Pac-Man strategy yet. Once again when you start out it looks like you’re in the groove. You’ve got good mobility, you’re covering a lot of ground. And once again, you’re going for that lower right power pellet first, no change in strategy but still it’s not hurting you necessarily. You ate three out of the four ghosts there, that’s not that bad. Alright, now here’s where you need to think back on experience. You’re going up the right hand side, if you just keep that up…
THERE! No, dang it! I can’t believe it! You really did it again. You turned right into that ghost! Why? Why would you do that? I’ve watched you play 36 games now and every single time you’ve turned needlessly at that exact point into the exact same ghost! I mean, c’mon! The first time I thought the controls got slipped up somehow and it was just a goof. Now I don’t even know what to think.
Well I don’t really know why you’re showing the high scores here, you’re clearly not on them; you haven’t even made it past the first board yet.
Alright, here’re the names for the ghosts again. I’d pay special attention to Inky, since YOU’VE RUN INTO HIM 36 TIMES IN A ROW!!!
And you’re back. Game #37. Sounds like a lucky number to me. Same early pattern, doing that little loop there, eating up pellets. Going for the lower right power pellet. Eating three ghosts. Going up the right hand side…
(silence)
Aw screw you man. Screw you. You know Einstein described insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Well, Demo, I hereby certify you as officially insane. Your rigid unwillingness to try something new is really hurting you here. It’s hurting me too.
BUT I’M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU! Here we go, game #38. Watch out ghosts, here comes Demo! Loop. Pellets. Power Pellet. Three Ghosts. Going up…
(silence)
Man, I wish I had a quarter.