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for July 22, 2005

On the Weirdest Craigslist Listing I’ve Seen

I’m going to be moving soon. Trying to class up my furniture a bit, so I figured second hand would totally be the way to go. Accordingly, I checked out some of the listings on everybody’s favorite Internet swap meet: craigslist.

There, I saw the following:

Blue Plastic bowels with lid $5

Blue Metal bowels with lid $5

Now, it could just be me, but I think Internet shopping is getting out of hand. A couple years ago you wouldn’t have been able to get lidded bowels for such a great price. These days, just a couple mouse clicks, and you’ve got a colon with a cap. What a DEAL!!!

This is going to revolutionize the world we live in. For example, I’ve been crazy busy lately and could use an extra hand. Seems like it’ll be pretty easy to get an third arm on the cheap online somewhere.

Oh, and if you know anyone who’s in the market for a 27-year-old’s beer gut, let me know…

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