Ok. Well, I get asked this question a lot, probably because The Truth and I were roommates back in college. That being said, I’m gonna give you the same answer that I tell everybody that asks me that same question. Some people complain that it’s not as definite of an answer as they’d like it to be. What can I say, that’s The Truth.
Here’s the deal, back in college The Truth was definitely really out there. I mean really out there. I remember one time he streaked the whole campus wearing only a slice of pumpkin pie on his head. And this was in the spring! Pumpkins weren’t even in season! That is really out there.
Then there was this time our fraternity was going to have a panty raid on the Tri-Delt sorority house when suddenly The Truth stands up and yells out “Panty raid? I say Auntie Raid!” He then proceeds to rent a U-Haul and drive around the country for the next two weeks, kidnapping the Tri-Delts’ aunts! That is out there. Really out there!
But you know, those were crazy times and The Truth has settled down. He married Susie and he works as a Systems Analyst. They’ve got two kids with another one on the way. Yeah, every once in a while all of us guys’ll get back together for a weekend of fishing but it’s all pretty tame.
So back in 1975 on the campus of the University of Miami in the Delta Sig fraternity house… Yes, The Truth was really out there. And you missed it.