Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®

for June 8, 2005

On Going Blind

Have you heard the recent rumors that potentially tie Viagra to blindness? Reminds me of that old wives’ tale about masturbation making you go blind. Seems odd that your eyesight would be tied to use of your reproductive organs.

I mean, if that were true

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Scott

Author’s note: that last sentence was in braille…because I’m blind…from masturbating…and from using so much Viagra.

Author’s second note: my younger brother Brian basically wrote this Thought.

Did you like this Thought? Sure did. No, I did not.