T.J. Monkey's

Tag: sports

  • A Bit About the Softball Team

    Todd, you gotta understand, I don’t care why you were late, that you were late at all shows me that this softball team is not important to you. Great, you’re a “doctor”. Guess what? I have a job, too. I’m a freelance copywriter for Abercrombie catalogs. But guess what else, when Fall deadline time comes,…

  • A Bit About Horse Racing

    Horse racing is fun, but only if you can run really really fast.

  • A Bit About Ghosts

    If you have ghosts in your house going “boo” all the time, it’s possible you’re being haunted for some spiritual crime you’ve committed. But it’s also possible the ghosts are simply unhappy with the performance of the Philadelphia Eagles. Because ghosts are doomed to haunt the earth if they have messages they must convey to…