On Your House Being Egged


Hey crotchety adults of this world: get your damn hands off that kid who just egged your house!

You just assume he was doing it as a mindless prank.

Perhaps, just perhaps, he was making a positive comment about the durability and resilience of modern architecture.

That kid’s not a punk… he’s a pundit. And you… well, you’re a short-sighted fool who apparently doesn’t know a compliment from a punch in the face.

(Punches you in the face)

And that was a compliment.

Oh, and clean that egg off before it dries, architectural critiques can start to really smell once they harden and crust over.

Porter


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