Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®

for December 3, 2003

On Why Girlfriends Suck

You’re kidding me… that’s it? That’s all you have to say?

After all the hours I invested in us, you’re just gonna walk away and leave?

What, are you not satisfied? I can still turn you on, can’t I? Come here sweet chee– What?

I gave up everything for you: homework, religion, friends. You were my life — hell, you were a legend to me.

Sure I may have been too much of a playa for you, baby, but I just wanted no secrets between us.

And yes, I admit it. My biggest mistake was beating you. But… please don’t say it’s over.

I can still see you when I close my eyes, you know…

Fine, just… leave.

I hate you, Princess Zelda.

Did you like this Thought? Sure did. No, I did not.