Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®

for July 31, 2002

On The Button

What happened to the button that launches the United States nuclear arsenal after someone pushed it?

It got depressed.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Heh heh, (sigh) puns involving nuclear holocaust….

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