If I had a million dollars, I would start a place, a shelter, for people down on their luck. Where all the homeless and disadvantaged could come, and get a good meal, some clothes, whatever they need.
And it would be the best shelter ever. I mean, like the hugest one of these things you’ve ever seen. The Walmart of shelters. Big aisles. Brand names. And great service. And most of all, the best selection a vagrant’s ever laid their eyes on! Anything they need, anything they want!
And right there, at the front of the store, will be a huge neon sign, shining so bright you can see it from two towns away, and it’ll say:
Porter’s SuperShelter: Where the Beggars CAN Be Choosers