Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®

for December 20, 2009

A Bit About Jazz

Yes, I’m a fan of jazz music.

Insomuch as it doesn’t offend me horribly when I hear it.

I do not want to rip off my ears and grind them into blood-stained fleshy confetti when I hear jazz, so you could consider me a fan of it.

I mean, when jazz plays, I rarely feel the urge to grab a nearby barbecue skewer, pop on some pearl onions, porcini mushrooms and bell peppers, drizzle it with a homemade remoulade, cook it up on the hibachi until it’s fiery hot and then proceed to stab my aural canals repeatedly with that skewer.

So in that way, I am a fan of jazz.

But I am not a fan of your band’s demo CD.

Did you like this Thought? Sure did. No, I did not.