Nothing prettier than a nice sunset.
Except maybe a cloud in the shape of a naked woman, I guess. I’ve never seen that, but it sounds pretty hot.
Or I suppose it would be pretty amazing to see a partial eclipse that obscured the sun in such a way that the suns rays formed the outline of… you know, I dunno, another naked woman, I guess.
Any sort of nature thing that ends up looking like a naked woman, that seems like that’s pretty amazing and hot and beautiful.
Like a naked woman who’s in the form of a naked woman, that’s good too.
I’m sorry, there’s a naked woman changing in the apartment across from me, and I’m finding it very difficult to focus.
She’s very beautiful, and the sun is setting right now, and it’s just all very distracting and intoxicating.
Oh, I should also mention my apartment is on fire, and due to this woman across the way, I’ve already missed my chance for escape. The flames have consumed my bedroom, and they’ll soon consume me.
The flames, they’re oddly beautiful as they dance around my home, destroying my life. They… look a lot like a naked w– No, actually, no, you know what? They really just look like little wispy red spikes.
(sigh)
This woman isn’t even that hot.
I wish she would finish changing and call 911.