Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®

for October 7, 2002

On Road Games

If going on a road trip, here are few fun road games we like to play while in transit:

    *Poke the driver
    *Hot potato in the gas pipe
    *Where in the world is the glovebox?
    *Backseat thunder brawl
    *Who’s got the most pocket lint
    *3 on 3 football
    *Blindfold bumper car rally
    *Honk the horn with your forehead
    *Wallet out the window
    *Pee on the car next to you
    *Owners manual trivia
    *Spot the prick
    *How many can we fit in the trunk?
    *Find the lost poisonous spider
    *Kick your buddy
    *How strong is the windshield?
    *Find Mr. vehicle registration card for Mr. Officer without exposing Mr.backpack-stuffed-with-hallucinogenic-mushrooms

Now have fun, but be safe. And if you must play Pee On The Car Next To You while in motion, remember, only play from the back seat.

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