Todd, you gotta understand, I don’t care why you were late, that you were late at all shows me that this softball team is not important to you.
Great, you’re a “doctor”. Guess what? I have a job, too. I’m a freelance copywriter for Abercrombie catalogs. But guess what else, when Fall deadline time comes, I don’t let it affect my performance on the team.
So whine all you want about this “devastating wildfire”, and impress us all you like with how many “lives” you saved, but there’s ten lives on this team you didn’t save. And these ten people will now never know what it feels like to reach the quarterfinals of the Silverlake community softball tournament.
So I hope all those strangers you saved will hang out with you on Saturday afternoons from now on. Because you’re off the team, Todd. You’re off the team until such time as you can prove to us you really care about the team.
Oh, but before you leave we all need medical marijuana prescriptions.