I was watching some WWE the other day, and my friend told me that professional wrestling is fake, which just blew my mind because I had no idea marionette technology had gotten that advanced.
He then told me that the wrestlers themselves were real, though the matches were fixed. But if these marionettes can be so realistic and life-like, who’s to say my friend himself hadn’t been replaced by an elaborate WWE puppet?
So I hacked him up with an ax and burned his pieces to see if he was made of wood.
Happily, he was not!
So, wrestling is real. My annoying chatty friend is dead. And I can finally watch Smackdown in peace.