If I could say one thing to the aliens from other planets who are surely monitoring our every move, I would say:
What do you think of this “Pants on the Ground” guy? He’s wild, right?
Because I bet they’d just have a really interesting perspective on that.
I would also maybe probably ask about that mole on my back since I can rarely get a good angle to see it, and I’m supposed to notify my dermatologist if it starts looking weird.
But maybe I’d forget the mole thing because I’d hate to trouble them with trivial stuff.