Excuse me, did you just attempt to talk to me? Understand this, idiot: That was a rhetorical question. And, in fact, I lead a rhetorical life. Please don’t ever respond to anything I do or say. I say and do things, not to inspire your reaction, but rather to make points. I don’t need your obvious and most likely banal reactions to my actions to help elucidate said points.
I need no other human to validate my ideas. I know they’re right because I know I’m right. I know I’m right because I went to a college that only lets in people who are very bright. And not only did I get in to this college, but I excelled there. And yes, THERE I engaged in discourse. There I formed opinions with the help and teamwork of my fellow bright students.
But my education is done now, my brilliant and well-crafted opinions are established and have been proven right again and again. I don’t need any help in figuring anything else out. And I certainly don’t need any help from you. I am America’s future, and the future is now. I paid for this chip here on my shoulder, so don’t glare at it like it doesn’t belong.
Discussion? There’s no discussion. There’s nothing to discuss. The whole of human thought was largely completed in the late 1800s, early 1900s. Except for some racial stuff in the 1960s. I read all the books. I know it all. So please, don’t patronize me by trying to engage me in any fashion whatsoever.
You do a disservice to yourself and this country when you burp out some ill-formed sentence at me like that. I trust I’ve explained myself. And I trust you won’t do it again.
Now. That all said. Let me get those plates, and I’ll be right back with your check.