I own a Nalgene water bottle. They market them as being indestructible. So, of course, I spend significant amounts of time attempting to crack and mangle this thing designed to help me stay hydrated. But you know what? This is America, the greatest country in the world, and if someone tells me I cannot destroy something, I have a patriotic responsibility to prove them wrong. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some matter to settle a score with.
Thought/Anecdote of the Day™©®
for August 24, 2004
On Nalgene Water Bottles
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